Rip my beloved aunt

I thank for your good heart you have a day you receive us at mpemba a junction to Ireje and tunduma you treat us as your son we love you but god you so much rest in peace 29/03/2015 by ahaz

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Women's day

Why this day
1. We get to give birth. Yes, it hurts like hell
and totally mashes up your vajayjay, but
it’s still the most amazing miracle in all
humanity.
2. We instinctively know how to be strong
whilst simultaneously being kind. You
know that tough love thing we do? It’s a
real gift.
3. We have boobs, and boobs are clearly
the best body part. No contest.
4. We have the bestest friends. Good
girlfriends are like family. In fact, they’re
better than family, because they’ll support
and justify all your life decisions, even the
ones your parents and siblings despair at.
5. We smell nice. Even when we’ve been
sweating it out at the gym and our
deodorant has totally let us down, we still
smell better than men.
6. We’re on the up. Government statistics
show that women now account for 20.7% of
board positions in the FTSE100 – up from
12.5% in 2011. Go us!
7. Men don’t fully understand us, so we
remain an alluring mystery *do doo do
doo*
8. When it comes to fashion we totally win.
Whereas boys are stuck with trousers or,
well, shorts (which are just trousers with
less leg, so whatevs), we get skirts and
dresses, ball gowns and leggings, and
even culottes – an amazing hybrid of all of
the above.
9. Nail art. Need we say more?
10. Periods. Actually, scrap that. Periods
have no redeeming qualities AT ALL.
Moving on…
11. We get to wear makeup. Like, just
imagine having to leave your house on
your most hungover, spot-ridden day
without it. Doom.
12. Women are funnier than men. Ok, so
we don’t have stats to back this up, BUT
Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Bridget Christie,
Lucy Omielan, Sarah Silverman, Lena
Dunham, Caitlin Moran, Joan Rivers (RIP),
and the entire cast of Ab Fab …
13. We’re natural born master negotiators.
Like, hand on heart, who hasn’t sneakily
persuaded someone to do
EXACTLY what they wanted them to do,
whilst actually saying the total opposite?
None of you. Case made.
14. We can cry without judgement. And
everyone knows, sometimes there’s
nothing better than a good cry.
15. And finally, we’ll leave you with these
two words: multiple orgasms.

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